how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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humorking:

theres NOTHING worse then losing your headphones 

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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mydogsnokes:

The one good thing about being away from dogs is absolutely nothing

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

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